Homework

I did most of my math homework! Go me! Need to still do chemistry and english. Errrr. I dislike school. I just tell myself, that if it gets really bad, I'm old enough to drop out. I have the whole plan ready. A plan for what you ask. Ah, take a look and see for yourself.

THE TOP SECRET PLAN!
Steps:
1. Get pregnant.
2. Drop out of school.
3. Give birth to the kid.
4. Find a job at McDonald's.
5. Slowly work way up to manager at McD's.
6. Take over McDonald's corporation.
7. Take over world.

Reasons for steps:
1. An excuse to drop out of school.
2. Too much work.
3. It can't stay in me forever.
4. Need money to support myself and kid. First step to learning how to control people.
5. Need management skills. And the pay raise.
6. Because my employees treated the business like an after-school job. Must make them pay.
7. Just controlling McDonald's is below my potential. I need to live up to my potential.

I think this plan will work out quite nicely. If school gets to tough, or I get to lazy, I need a back-up plan. Are you preparing for your future?